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21+ | A Country Music Dance Party

Hold Your Lady Tight Night

with OLD SPAGHETTI WESTERN FACTORY

Saturday, December 8, 2018

7:00 pm

$5.00 ADVANCE

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Hold Your Lady Tight Night: A Country Music Dance Party

’90s instructional dance VHS tapes play while DJ Sh’Dance spins an epic playlist from CDs: nothing newer than ’05

Beginners Two-Step Dance Lesson starting at 7:30pm
Bring your boots (smooth sole if you got’em), we’ll show you the basics and y’all will take it from there


OLD SPAGHETTI WESTERN FACTORY

Remember that one time when you went to your grandparents’ house in Litomysl, MN, and their basement had wood panel walls with all those old Schell’s beer plates, John Deere models, drab nature pictures and shit on it? You’d be walking downstairs thinking to yourself, “this carpet kind of smells a little musty – due to it being shag carpet from the mid-’70s – and they should really get that replaced for health reasons.”

But, after digging around to find something to do, because you got tired of watching the same VHS copy of Homeward Bound you’ve been watching since 1994 and really didn’t feel like crying at the end again, you found their record collection with an old Country LP on top (which was held together by a bunch of old trucker stickers), and you thought, “man, whatever happened to country music? I would really dig this stuff today if somebody played it…”